Alright.
Call me crazy, but I am one of those few who believe that fortunes and wishes
can come true. I’m being completely serious right now. You know, the whole
wishing at 11:11, wishbone, fortune cookie thing: It’s real. I believe it.
Laugh
all you want, but I think they can come true. Actually it’s more just the
fortune cookies than anything because none of my birthday wishes have come true
yet, but all of the fortunes I’ve ever gotten have worked out to my advantage.
For instance, when I messed up two words at this year’s Large Group State
Speech Competition, I received a fortune that told me I didn’t have to worry
about my future. And guess who made it to All State? Yeah that’s right, we did.
Or
how about the fortune that stated I would receive unexpected support in the
near future: well that came true too. When I got home from school after reading
that fortune, my mom had bought me a new bra. Unexpected support at its finest.
You think I’m kidding, but think about it…Would I really kid about something as
serious as this mind blowing evidence that fortune cookies actually work?
So
today when I cracked open my fortune cookie, I read that I would pass a
difficult test. Of course I read this fortune right as the testing season
begins. I have no idea if that means I passed my AP chemistry test, or if I will
do really well on my ACT next Saturday, or if I will do well on my AP exams
this May. Guess we’ll find out soon enough!
I
have no idea how fortune cookies work, or why they always come true for me, but
there is something strange about them. Of course, I have my theories. Theory
One: someone follows me around and makes sure that all my fortunes come true.
Theory Two: James Bond is secretly behind all this mysteriousness. Theory
Three: magic. And Theory Four: Illuminati.
I
am totally a believer of fortunes from fortune cookies. They haven’t failed me
yet, so I don’t see why anyone would disregard them and just carelessly throw
them away. I mean unless they don’t work out to your advantage, which would be
really dumb. Maybe y’all just need to broaden your horizons to let these
wonderful fortunes come true; they won’t come true if you don’t believe. Don’t
make me go all Polar Express on you and make you start to believe. I will if I have
to. I’m not really sure how to end this so I think I’ll just put something relevant
yet dumb and somewhat confusing at the same time. Fortune Cookies.
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